Being schooled on Sanskrit via Whatsapps and I love it...

तथा वट्साप्-द्वारा मम नूतनाध्यापिका पृच्छति स्म किं किं पठितवान् भवान् इति |

मम उत्तरमासीत् कक्षायाम् वयं किञ्चित् व्याकरणम् पठितवन्तः | किन्तु यद् संस्कृतभाषायाम् भवद्भिः कथ्यते इति 

न जाने | परन्तु आङ्गलभाषायाम् वयं वदामः reduplicated and periphrastic past tense इति |

सा लिखितवती  आम् ...जानामि अहम् .... "परोक्षभूतकालः" इति वदामः ...

I know about fishes in aquariums

एषा सत्या कथा अस्ति ||
कदाचिद् अहं स्वमित्रस्य गृहम् गतवान् | मम मित्रं गोपा अस्ति | अतः तस्य गृहे स उक्तवान् अहं धेनवो भिजयितुं गच्छन् अस्मि | भवान् मया सह आगन्तुम् इच्छति वेति | आम् खलु ! इति मम उत्तरम् आसीत् |तथा आवां क्षेत्रम् अन्तर् गतवन्तौ | अधुना कृपया स्मरतु नगरतो जनुषा अस्मि नगरे च धेनवो न वर्तन्ते | अपि च धेनूनाम् विषय ईषदपि न जान इति | तथापि आवां क्षत्रेऽटितवन्तौ | एका धेनुश् च माम अपश्यत् | सा मां दृष्ट्वा आवयोर् निर्देशेऽभिमुखाभ्याम् शृङ्गाभ्याम् मनाक् स्वशिरम् नतवती सा च आवाभ्याम् धावितुम् आरभत | यद् एव करणीयम् इति न ज्ञातवानहम् | तथा अहं गूहितुम् क्षेत्रे वृक्षान् परि धेनोर् धावितवान् | मम मित्रं गङ्गूयति स्म धेनुर् भवता क्रीडितुम् इच्छतीति | अहं प्रतिजल्पितवान् अमूम् क्रीडा अहम् न जानामि इति | अहं च शीघ्रम् धावितवान् ||

This is a true story
One day I went to the home of my friend.My friend is a cow farmer. So at his home he said," I am going to feed the cows you want to come along with me." My reply was," yea ! sure !" So we both went into the field. Now please remember I am from the city and in the city there are no cows and also I don't know anything about cows. Nevertheless we both walked in the field and one cow saw me. She having seen me, bowed her head slightly with both horns facing in both our direction, and she began to run to us both. What should have been done I don't know. So I ran towards to trees in field to hide. My friend shout, " THE COW WANTS TO PLAY." I replied,'I don't know that game." and I ran quickly.....

Reparation

 Jamaican Leader Asks Cameron To Apologize For Slavery.

Sometimes listening and watching these things sound so vile and obscene to my ears it boarders ear molestation.. The narrative is so sickening it beckons the notion would these states like Jamaica and others ever come out of there intellectually bankrupt state of mind. If it ever happens are they going the the Arab states also to demand some of their oil money for actually being part of the slave trade long before the Europeans came or would some or those West Africans and Sub Sahara States have to pay also for their part in selling slaves to the Arab world building a economy off of it as was the norm before the Atlantic slave trade. You would expect some black power activist who hate everything European/White who is caught in the past with a Phd in some Black Studies clamoring for this,but the PM also in this foolishness. Before these countries adapt a new set of thinking new culture new entrepreneur mindset that can propel them into the future with the rest of the world you begging for hand out like if "yuh hungry." Sometime I do feel shame...